2025 has tested our patience, our sanity, our group chats, and our last surviving brain cell. So it’s officially time for the most sacred and beloved tradition of the season…Ratchmas! The only holiday tradition strong enough to handle the unhinged disarray of our lives.

This year, we welcome a new guiding light into our annual holiday chapel:

Cardi B, the 2025 Patron Saint of Ratchmas.

Time after time, Cardi has carried the spirit of ratchet resilience on her back. She is the queen of courtroom memes, viral expressions, and overall iconic energy.

And so, in her honor, Ratchmas 2025 invites you to step inside the holiday courtroom. You have been subpoenaed to bring your most festive cheer and join us for another unforgettable Ratchmas.

All rise for Cardi B. 

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